Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Get on with it!
Today, I went to the supermarket to buy my weekly groceries and only realized after a long queue at the checkout, then having the cashier scan my entire cart, that I'd forgotten my purse. I had to leave everything behind and walk out empty-handed, while everyone in line behind me gave me dirty looks. FML
Wardrobe malfunction
Today, I realized after I had already left my house that my skirt was inside out and backwards. I’d been walking around like that for two hours before a stranger in a supermarket politely told me. The worst part? I still had to finish my grocery shopping. FML
I'm not okay
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Classic mistake
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Forgetful
Today, I stopped at a supermarket after work and put my reusable bags on the counter while I paid. When I got home, I realized I'd left the bags at the checkout. I went back, and they were still there. Nobody had touched them. I felt strangely lucky and embarrassed at the same time. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Stop staring
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
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17Master 0
That's not too bad. It's not like you're umbrella was open while you walked under a ladder with black cats crossing your path, and you knocked over some glass object, breaking it.
jardinteylor 0
the umbrella thing is actually kinda cute, i think.
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Comments (42)
popoman 0
How is this FML? This is totally your fault for not having any perceptual abilities.
esklstar 0
HAHA!! tgats funny! lol i like yours other peoples are all" OMG someone died!!" it should be little things like that its deppressing.
newmanlyman3 8
this is a retarded fml
eehizle 0
how is your life f'd?
newmanlyman3 8
soooooooo... you point???
LaidToRest48 9
wow fyl seriously your life is messed up now...
EmilyKitten9 0
Wow, some people have been cheated on and pissed themselves in front of their SO but you just have it so bad to where you were looked at for forgetting to close your umbrella. FYL indeed. *sarcasm* |:
Faizaru 0
Because this definetly the worse thing that can happen to someone. F everyone who wasted there time reading this pointless fml's Life.
wafflezman 0
Lmao 5410 for both "I agree, your life sucks" and "you totally deserved it".
XxFA1LxX 4
soo, mine wouldnt fit in the door.