Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML
Today, it was the elections for Student Council President. I decided to be nice and vote for the only other competitor because it was her birthday. I lost by one vote. FML
Today, in my class I was nominated for the guy with the worst hairdo. I don't know what is worse, the fact that I was nominated or the fact that I felt let down when I did not win. FML
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
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badonis 0
You know what? Kids don't know shit.
huanita 0
kids can be so sincere that hurts sometimes. hope you can deal with the situation in a good way...
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Comments (37)
24788 7
Kids today just love being mean.
Horsempeg 25
They say the only honest answers you can expect are from kids, drunks, and the elderly!
Billy_Coen 0
oh wow, "Bastard Children" as my teacher would always say. (not to me my class) Looks are everything. In my school, all the guys are all over the Female teacher with the "perfect ass" If my school were to vote for favorites, she would win. But it also matters how you treat your kids, it would make a diffrence. (well you can't blame them for honesty) jajaja -Billy
happygoluckyhh 0
I don't believe it. Schools should NEVER vote for a favorite teacher. The strict teachers will hurt, the fun teachers will have to explain to the strict teachers that they will do better next year. The ugly ones will feel sad. The kids who voted for THEIR favorite teacher wasn't the cool groups favorite teacher so they will be made fun of. Why do that to poor kids and teachers?
Im_cursed 0
maybe you should wake up a lilttle earlier in the A.M to get dolled up before work.. most women are too lazy and go to work looking like they rolled out of bed from the top of the ugly tree.. dont so it for them either.. do it for yourself.. the better you look the better you will feel about yourself.
Ms_ValS 27
The way you say it though it's as if you are offended by women who don't doll up. Like you don't approve of them. That contradicts your "do it for yourself not others" speech.
Clare420 0
I'm wondering why the teacher gives a **** why a bunch of little kids don't like her.
xItaliax 0
OMGWTFBBQ! im really bored... but yeah sorry OP thats gotta suck
just_cr1s 4
omg I feel so bad!!! x,x
madisonpwnsyou 4
Agreed with 33. Who cares if elementary kids think you're ugly. If college boys don't dig you, then you may have a problem.
Shyman4ever 0
You have the power to make them all fail
SarahStarzz 0
#5 I believe there r no ugly people just some people need a makeover or something. I kno it's stupid, but that's wt I think :)