Today, at the dentist, the new, rather airy assistant went to prep me for an extraction. She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood. She was trying to pull out "that weird wire thing". In other words, my permanent retainer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, my dentist dropped my bite plate for x-rays on the ground, picked it up, looked at it intently, took a couple of hairs off, and shoved it back into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
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niemann2006 0
sue her. lol
qtdi 0
Omg, ouch. Seriously though, you'd think a dentist would know about that.
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ReasonsToFly 0
You should have punched her in the face and been like "STOP PULLING AT MY FACE". Then atleast you would have something funny to tell your friends.
fyourlife33 0
or maybe just maybe she could tell them this story and im sure they would laugh
zidane312 0
Seriously. I would see a new dentist.
menelie 0
Ow. Ow ow ow.
Dako1 0
Well its your fault for having a "weird wire thing" lol
Nikki_Wonder 0
People like you just shouldnt comment on post like these. ******* dumbass!
maackenzie 9
Wow you're ******* stupid. Do you even know what a retainer is?
Zambi33 6
Jesus calm the **** down 14 was just joking I'm pretty sure they know what a retainer is they were quoting from the story. So chill out you fucktards.
survivalism 0
What that big a moron moron doing anywhere near the medical field? Lawsuit.
Archaik 0
Treehugger 0
I would have bitten down as hard as I could while her hand was in my mouth if it was me....that should make her stop pulling on 'the weird wire thing' moron sue her.
OMGlaraFAILS 0
Wow, what a dumb ass. I'd sue.
makichans 0
Oh man... I have a permanent retainer too, I can only imagine how bad that must have hurt!! (and messed your teeth up.)
kewlcat 0
wouldnt a permanent retainer be like braces? ive had like a bar behind my teeth, im not sure what it was
BlerbFace306 0
permanent retainers go along the back of your teeth...not like braces
Nacirema20 0
omfg!! ouchhhh!!!!! :-( FYL. any idiot can be hired to do anything nowadays... wat a shame. :-(
TheLunarEvent 0
Something like that happened to me once. I had 2 blonde twits trying to do a filling. In the process of filling in one tooth, they broke 2 of my previous fillings. So instead of being in there for an hour, I was there for 3. FYL.
Glam_fml 0
Oww. I though dental assistants had to go through some sort of training...? Either way, I would definitely be complaining about it. At the very least, she should be fired and they should pay for you to get a new retainer.