Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
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Top comments
Tehalon 0
Maybe you need a different haircut and start praying for them boobs to pop up.
fretforyerlatte 0
and no one bothered to correct him either? that's harsh.
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Comments (100)
krisFrAnHeehar 0
men are not superior at all. Unless you mean superior in being conceited condescending assholes and pricks who think with their dicks and think they're "the best" like you do. Sorry that's a run-on sentence.
narks 0
ydi for likely having short hair, get girl-like hair and you wont have that problem.
ParanoidPark_fml 0
Wear a dress.
chocolatenumnums 0
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paxromana 0
#13 I object to that statement, short hair does not AUTOMATICALLY equal boy hair, although if the cut isn't right, you can really run into that problem; it's just like when boys grow out their hair and it hangs in their face. And OP, I honestly have no idea why he'd do that, considering your name would be called when you were announced as the winner, right? Of course, it could be a unisex name, like Toni or Jordan or Avery…
fatraptorjesus13 9
yeah but if its long enough then there's a very small chance they'll think your a guy
PianoManGidley 0
How tomboyish are you, anyway?
tiltwrestler 0
#2 is right. It's not that hard to look like a girl. I understand school is very important, as it's the main thing I focus on, along with sports. But just because you work hard in school doesn't mean it's OK for you to have short hair, look really ugly, not take care of yourself, and look like a man... and then somehow expect people to magically know what gender you are. You wanna be a woman? Earn that title. The same thing goes for p*ssy men who act like little girls- they're not men until they act like it. =========== And #12 is partially right. Men as a WHOLE aren't superior. However, women and men both have things they individually are superior at. Women are more superior at emotional thoughts, maternal instincts, and compassion; men are superior at physical stuff, at pure intellectual stuff, fighting, etc. As much as #12 (and many feminists) would hate to admit it.... men aren't SUPERIOR, but NO, MEN AND WOMEN ARE NOT CLONES! WE HAVE NATURALLY-BORN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN US! Women are good at some things, men are good at some things! We're not exactly alike! And if this is "sexist" to say, well then I'm a sexist. Because if that is all sexist means (that there are inherent differences in the sexes), well, than I am proud of that definition.
AntiChrist7 0
or you look like a bloke, which means you're ugly. (brains above beauty, i agree, but no beauty at all, no way) or you have the name of a boy, like brian (in that case also a no) or your principal is vry stupid, which leads me to questioning your school, it can't be difficult to be the best in a school run by a retard
mattmag 0
Grow your hair longer. Then they'll at least think you're a guy that looks like a girl.
davidomke 0
You should of flash them and said "These aren't guy boobs!"