Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
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Tehalon 0
Maybe you need a different haircut and start praying for them boobs to pop up.
fretforyerlatte 0
and no one bothered to correct him either? that's harsh.
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boatiebanter 0
#18 I see what you're trying to say, but you're coming across as a sexist idiot because you keep using the word superior. Men are generally physically stronger. But that doesn't make them generally superior. And in terms of intelligence men have a wider bell-curve, so there are more extremely intelligent men but also more exceedingly stupid ones.
RinaRapture 0
Not that bad. I used to be referred to as "it" for quite a wihile last year. -_- People can be idiots. We're born with it.
boatiebanter 0
Haha. Also, #18, you're really scraping the barrel for things that women are 'superior' at aren't you? "Like... emotions and shit... and... maternal instincts! I don't have any of those, but women do!" Statistically speaking, women have better linguistic skills and empathy. Not just "uhhh, being emotional and taking care of kids".
UsingLogic 0
#18 Where do you get your facts from? Yes, for example men are usually stronger than women (but it depends which men and which women we're talking about). But no, men are NOT more intelligent, sorry to tell you this. Actually, there is no such thing as intelligence. This is an abstract concept that can not even be measured. The best we can do is measure CATEGORIES of intelligence, such as the ability to learn vocabulary, the ability at calculus, the ability at abstract thinking, etc. Intelligence is just a popular concepts, but psychologists don't use it (at least not the way we think of it). Most women are better at learning languages than most men (there are exceptions). And most men have a better sense of orientation than most women (again, there are exceptions). Otherwise, men are also as emotional as women, but society makes them learn to hide their emotions. Did you know macho assholes who disrespect women are usually men who struggle with hiding their emotions? They wish they could let out how they feel, but they think they can not do it, so they cope with it by acting very badly with women. There may be differences between both sexes and genders, and one gender may be better at some things but worse at other things than the opposite gender. But such differences are usually misconceptions, and when they are real they are very small anyway.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Ahahaha, THANK YOU 25. I was on the verge of breaking something, namely 18's neck. Men are good at physical and intellectual stuff, and ladies are just nice? Bull shit. Society...it sucks.
syndeelou 0
ah, that sucks
boatiebanter 0
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bunnygirl 2
That makes him look like an ass, not you. F his life.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Okay, as for the real issue, I know some gorgeous, cute girls with short hair. Also smart, which should be the real issue. Apparently it's not. Also, my boyfriend's hair is almost as long as mine, same exact style (long, parted in the middle, light brown, kinda limp). He looks very much like a dude, even when he shaves. (Unless we're taking silly pictures for an English project and he doesn't WANT to look like a boy. It's all in the facial expressions and how you hide your face.) Point is, you say, Mr. Principal, I'm a girl. And the principal is REALLY embarrassed, and everyone laughs at HIM, not you.
Aflacduck 0
#25, Men are NOT as emotional as women. Society does NOT make us hide it. We feel nothing in crying to our 175 pound 6"1 guy friends.