Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
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Top comments
Tehalon 0
Maybe you need a different haircut and start praying for them boobs to pop up.
fretforyerlatte 0
and no one bothered to correct him either? that's harsh.
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Comments (100)
EveryDayJackAss 0
huh i guess people with bad eyesight dont really mix well with people that look fked up and shit and in this case...a big fat bald guy or ugly witch (thats how i imagine ALL principals) with bad eyesight and a girl with a tendency to give of the impression of having a penis....both of which are...really...retarded
Kirri_fml 0
I'm a lesbian with a thing for good looking reverse traps, so I wholeheartedly approve of your style. You're probably smoking hot- it's ok :)
Steph1234_fml 0
What a dbag.
crusader8463 0
happens to me all the time only in reverse. i'm a guy but my man boobs/gay sounding voice makes people think i'm just a fat girl. Thats why i have grown a beard. So now they think i'm a fat bearded lady but don't risk it and say sir.
nam2012 0
i amsorry man hahahaha
TheRedPhantom 0
someone needs a new hair due. I'm sorry.
sixtimessix 0
I bet you 50 bucks op looks like Harry potter
emo_devon 11
wow........that's.....pretty stupid of the principal.......don't be upset about it though, it happens, even to people that do not look ANYTHING like the opposite gender. I'm a dude, and I've been mistaken for a girl before, even with short (for a girl) hair, and I dressed like a guy. It's hilarious when I see that dumbfounded expression on people's face when they're corrected XD
hanoha 0
teehee! I wuz voted most artistic:)
SadinSherman 16
Whatever now the principal will look like a idiot,because he doesn't even know your gender