Today, at the age of 23, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. My father swabbed his mouth for DNA and fingerprinted him. FML
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kelbel89 6
Hey guys. This is the full scoop. My father is about 5'9'' and my boyfriend is 6'4''. My dad was going to intimidate him in anyway he could. He started the night off by answering the door and telling my BF that I was out on my real date for the night. Obviously, my dad has a very dry sense of humor. I don't think he was actually going to send what he collected to a lab, but he didn't crack a smile the whole time it was going on. I tried to stop him, multiple times, at which point my dad said that my boyfriend was lucky he couldn't find any latex gloves that day because it meant he was going to have to skip the prostate exam. My mother was there and thought it was hilarious. My boyfriend is wonderful and rolled with the punches. He took it very well and we are still together. :) Many of you asked if my dad works in law enforcement. Nope, he's just a Texan (which I feel I should point out my boyfriend is not). My father is incredibly proud of himself, I think even more so now that so many of the comments were in his favor. I was, and still am, absolutely mortified.
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Vagitarian1 10
Just looking out for you. It could be worse. He couldn't give a damn about you.
Kyuubi_Rose 11
Either your dads a cop or just paranoid, it's good to know he cares though right?
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Comments (89)
BrotherPhil 35
Go girl go! Your daddy ain't your daddy but your daddy don't know.
pandaxlove64 12
Sounds like something my dad would do-.- lol
clrichmond2009 24
I'm gonna put it this way. I'm a mother, and you'd better believe that I will put the fear of god into any boys my daughter may bring home and into any girls my son brings home. And my husband will be right beside it while I'm at it.:) my kids will grow up knowing how a man should treat a woman. the people they date may not. and I won't have my kids beaten or abused by almost everyone they see.
jhs578650 9
@52 While you are busy making sure your kids know how a man should treat a woman, don't forget to teach them how a woman should treat a man. There aren't enough parents doing that.
monnanon 14
she'll need to stop being a nutjob to free up time for that though. inherant distrust of your childrens others halfs is just going to make you a paranoid wreck and eventually that sad old person that no family visits because you aliented them all.
jblumz 15
have you brought home a cousin before?
edanielleh 21
YDI for letting him!! Talk about having no balls, tell him no
jmcr 27
That is waaay too extreme im glad my dad isnt like that the first my bf met my dad my bf was terrified of him even though my dad was polite and friendly he's a big guy but he's a big softie under it all
gc327072 31
"and when you come back, I'll still be cleaning this gun"
jrock9093 18
Cop FBI CIA stay away lol
AngelLovesDerby 10
Whoa... That's going over board I would flip if my parents tried to pull a move like that..
ifavela89 13
wow that's serious but on the other hand just shows how much he loves you