Today, at the age of 23, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. My father swabbed his mouth for DNA and fingerprinted him. FML
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kelbel89 6
Hey guys. This is the full scoop. My father is about 5'9'' and my boyfriend is 6'4''. My dad was going to intimidate him in anyway he could. He started the night off by answering the door and telling my BF that I was out on my real date for the night. Obviously, my dad has a very dry sense of humor. I don't think he was actually going to send what he collected to a lab, but he didn't crack a smile the whole time it was going on. I tried to stop him, multiple times, at which point my dad said that my boyfriend was lucky he couldn't find any latex gloves that day because it meant he was going to have to skip the prostate exam. My mother was there and thought it was hilarious. My boyfriend is wonderful and rolled with the punches. He took it very well and we are still together. :) Many of you asked if my dad works in law enforcement. Nope, he's just a Texan (which I feel I should point out my boyfriend is not). My father is incredibly proud of himself, I think even more so now that so many of the comments were in his favor. I was, and still am, absolutely mortified.
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Vagitarian1 10
Just looking out for you. It could be worse. He couldn't give a damn about you.
Kyuubi_Rose 11
Either your dads a cop or just paranoid, it's good to know he cares though right?
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Comments (89)
Eivana 37
Sounds like Stan Smith! Is your dad Stan Smith?
MissBubblesXoxo 17
Oh! Fathers! Ever so protective! :')
TameGeek 21
Sounds like your father gave your b/f the standard NSA greeting. How appropriate!
Wakachulak 22
I would love it if my girlfriend's dad tried something like that. Call his bluff, show some balls and daddy's girl puts out for sure.
elcee1987 18
Love it. And you never know what might turn up, maybe your bf is shady
vegas_jose 18
Your father is my hero.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
2 things I don't get: 1/ How come your boyfriend accepted to do it? 2/How come your dad has got a DNA and fingerprint kit at home?
Wakachulak 22
1) Likely combination of confusion and terror. 2) Cue tip, plastic bag, paper, ink. Not that hard to improvise either.
Stayin_Classy777 8
I'm glad he didn't use the other method to check for DNA
justicegood2 4
"Meet the fockers" real life edition
jw90 18
Well as long as there's no leftovers on his breath you should be fine right? Right?