Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Today, while cashiering, I rang out a father and his son who looked about eight years-old. The dad jokingly told his son that I was a 10/10 in looks. The son then looked at me for a few seconds and said, "No, probably more like a seven." Thanks a lot. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, my 6 year-old told me that he was stealing the fan I just bought. I told him he could have it for $25. He said, "What, you think I’m made of money?" My response was, "Well, you think I’m made of money." He replied, "Isn’t that what MOM stands for?" FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
In 15 years, she's gonna be jacked like a ************ and wear lumberjack clothing.
Mc09toofine 0
don't feel bad!! lol it's the mom's fault maybe she should let the kid grow longer hair or somethin!
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Comments (86)
jgw10 0
I bet the mom was PO'd
samsam3_fml 0
I wouldn't blame you these days you can't tell .
chewbacca69 0
45 u ruined the fml
eminemXshady 0
Whatever, who cares. it happens all the time. I remember when I was like, 7,8,9 years old I had cornrows and ALL the time people would mistake me for a girl and it pissed me off so much xD
lindsaylu98 0
tell the mom to grow the kids hair put in pigtails and get her a dress!!!
misssarahfina 0
maybe it was Justin bieber?? :) jk
TwistedFury25 4
#2 FTW!!!!
JiffyMix88 8
He probably posted on this website soon after you saying, "Some guy at the cash register took my money saying thank you sir." I'm a girl. lol
Shadowarrior 0
all little girls have no boobs it's to hard to tell...don't worry about it
linarahmany 6
it's ok my cousin is dirty blond with partially curly hair on the back of his head and it's down to his shoulders so yaaa u can confuse him for girl and her for a boy