Today, at breakfast, my sister labelled me a "feminist." My whole family now refuses to talk to me for more than 30 seconds, and acts as though I have an incurable, highly contagious disease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Cruel
Today, my sister outed me to my very conservative parents as retaliation for not taking her to get McDonald’s at 2 a.m. last night. My mom gave me an ultimatum, either "stop the lesbian shit" or get the fuck out of her house. My sister smirked through the whole thing. FML
I'm an empath
Today, after years of miscarriages and desperately wanting a child, I lost my temper and screamed at my sister after she announced she'd had an abortion last month. Now no one in the family will speak to me, since I referred to her adopted kids as, "Not really her children." FML
Kinda effed up
Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML
Go vegan!
Today, my sister is furious with me and said i will never see my nieces again. Last weekend, while I babysat for her, I taught them the meaning of veganism and animal rights, even showing them a few videos about the meat and dairy industry, and how the animals are kept and treated. Now she won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my entire family is giving me the cold shoulder, including my parents, for not going to my sister's wedding. No one seems to care her new husband bullied me so badly in high school that I still need medication for my anxiety 15 years after graduating. FML
Great family you've got there
Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML
Today, I was uninvited from every family event henceforth, because I finally had it and told my sister that I can’t stand to be around her horribly misbehaved kids. They have screaming meltdown tantrums, throw and break things, start fights and steal. How am I the bad guy? FML
Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML
Heretic!
Today, my sister-in-law is refusing to let me or my children be a part of her kids' lives. She’s even going as far as trying to make my brother stop speaking to us as well. Why? Simply because I'm an atheist. FML
Bridezilla strikes again
Today, I told my sister I felt like her friends didn't like me, since they were ignoring my questions, opinions, etc., in the bridesmaids' chat, but were all over each other's messages. She kicked me from her bridal party, saying her friends wouldn't want me at the bridal shower and bachelorette party. FML
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Awahso 25
What prompted her to call you that?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should frame a giant copy of the 19th amendment, just to freak them out.
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redmonkey224539 9
Modern feminisme is ridiculous we have equal rights. If anything modern feminism aim to make women have more rights than men.
The_F3rris 11
Do you live in a dark hole under a rock?
Faff 20
do you?
hazardmuffin 21
Equal rights? Are you kidding me? In the United States at least, women still get paid less than men. Women are still dealing with sexual discrimination in rape cases. Did you know a man recently had his rape conviction overturned because the woman he raped was "incapable of saying no and therefore couldn't NOT consent." The woman was a nearly completely paralyzed, mentally handicapped woman with the mind of a three-year old. Feminism isn't just about rights. It's also about treatment. I've seen men become angry to near the point of violence because a complete stranger did not want to talk to him when he started throwing sexual comments her way. I don't know where you live, but I think you should take a good hard look at the world around you.
pdp_fml 21
Well, are you a feminist? Still op, you don't deserve to be treated that way by your own family.
Coldinside 12
YDi if your a feminist. Can't stand that kind of scummy woman.
hazardmuffin 21
Uh, there is a HUGE difference between true feminists and those who I'd call "feminazis." I suggest you do a little research and learn the difference before you make assumptions about people. Despite the name, feminism is not a women's rights movement. It's an EQUAL rights movement. Anyone, man or woman, can be a feminist. The only reason women's rights have been and are at the forefront is that women's rights are below those of men. Crazy people who strive for more then equal rights are NOT feminists.
Coldinside 12
Women's rights aren't below that of men, stop making shit up. Unless you live in a third world country, that's not the case. Women are payed the same as men, the so called "inequality" comes from comparing the incomes of men & women on the whole (ie. comparing different occupations which are obviously going to be payed differently). The feminist movement is about amassing privilege for women, such as free birth control payed for by the state, favoritism in cases of domestic violence, & abortion.
hazardmuffin 21
What makes you think pay inequality is due to comparing unequal occupations? I'm honestly curious. Can you cite any sources? As I understand it, the big deal is that women are, on average, being paid less than men for the same exact job. Of course comparing different jobs isn't going to be accurate, but that's not what's happening. Feminism is also a matter of treatment. I don't condone favoritism. Anyone who does is not a feminist. I think it's just a tricky situation sometimes. There are obviously some issues with the system. It's just a matter of what we do about it.
hazardmuffin 21
I'm not "making shit up" anymore than you are. My opinions come from the facts I've heard and the evidence shown to me. I'm sure yours come from the same. Clearly we differ in opinion, so I'd simply like to know what information you based your opinion off of so that I might better formulate my own.
Coldinside 12
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505125_162-28246928/the-gender-pay-gap-is-a-complete-myth/ This link (as well as the Washington government link it provides) explains why the suppossed "wage gap", which is so often cited as a grievance by feminist organizations, is a lie. And whether you don't personally condone the favoritism of females doesn't mean that feminist organizations don't. It's the goals, & accomplishments of feminist organizations, as well as their effects on society, which is judged.
hazardmuffin 21
Cool, thanks, I'll look into that. :) And in regards to the feminist organizations you mentioned, my main point is that if their beliefs and goals aren't feminist, then the group is not feminist, regardless of what they're calling themselves. I'm not trying to justify their behavior or say that "feminists believe X, therefore anyone calling themselves feminist believe X." It's unfortunate that the spirit of feminism is so often turned to elitism.
dabeast15 7
Ur family is full of assholes
hazardmuffin 21
It's sad that so many crazy people have made "feminism" into something it's not. Feminism is about EQUAL rights for ALL genders. Anyone, male or female, can be a feminist. Wanting equal pay for women is feminist. Wanting equal health care is feminist. Wanting women to be able to do all of the jobs that men do without facing ridicule is feminist. Wanting MEN to be able to dress and do things considered "for girls" without ridicule is feminist. The street goes both ways. Women who believe that they are above men or that men are evil, in essence, "feminazis," are NOT feminists and give true feminists a bad name.
yenidewi 11
what's wrong with a feminist ? I don't get it.
Sonotsuave 37
And why the hell did they all just suddenly go with it? Feminism is not like effing chicken pox here it doesn't spread like wildfire lol. Sounds like you have too many male idiots in your fam
sillyyanks 24
WTF haha
Pensu 12
Wow, you have a truly ignorant family OP. Try not to let them get you down.
John_Cards 2
What's wrong with being a feminist?