Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML
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jarkleflob 13
Thank you all for the support! I would've never thought that this would get published. I first wanted to point out that we were on vacation out of state, very expensive vacation with a very expensive meal. Although that doesn't excuse his remarks/actions, I can see why he was in a bad mood. We had a pretty tense "vacation", there were a lot of people everywhere, foreigners that couldn't speak English, and a lot of things that my parents aren't open minded towards. I constantly have to remind my parents that "there is nothing you can do about it so don't worry about it". The comments you guys left were hilarious and I'm thankful for the ideas you gave - even if it wasn't the most serious.
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MaeJae110814 18
If he calls you fat again, eat him as well.
CliffyB03 28
Did you at least order a diet coke?
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Comments (88)
rileyrae0000 23
Well the commenter I replied to said to eat whatever you want and I personally don't find that to be a good line to live by.
thejimler 9
If the casket is designed to hover above ground, how are they meant to get it into the grave?
toasterspoon 17
Removable base?
verdegris 2
On/off switch?
aredvulpix 23
Next time you see him eating something unhealthy, say something similar.
more4me 27
FFS, tell him to F off and eat what you want !
balln 11
Next time tell him he's older than you, but you'll consider the same thing at his funeral.
sandycheeks99 5
Doesn't he know that whales can't eat salad?
itsallokaynow 6
eating a salad with a meal cannot possibly make you lose weight. healthy food does not make you lose weight. you have to cut out food from your diet to lose weight, not add it...
jarkleflob 13
not true at all... kids like you im worried for. please don't starve yourself
holly_fly 34
Celery is technically a "negative" calorie food. A stalk only has 7 calories, but your body uses 11 to digest it. 7-11=-4 your argument is invalid.
Jesserb 17
If he is your stepdad, he is probably quite a ways older then you. he might die first... Then again that might just depends on who orders more side salads
LowExpectations 30
It's all about moderation. You eat what makes you happy but don't go over board.
Ninjerman 7
I would be more concerned about the fact that your step dad expects to carry *YOU* in the casket. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
verdegris 2
Well, it would be, if only OP ate his vegetables.