Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML
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jarkleflob 13
Thank you all for the support! I would've never thought that this would get published. I first wanted to point out that we were on vacation out of state, very expensive vacation with a very expensive meal. Although that doesn't excuse his remarks/actions, I can see why he was in a bad mood. We had a pretty tense "vacation", there were a lot of people everywhere, foreigners that couldn't speak English, and a lot of things that my parents aren't open minded towards. I constantly have to remind my parents that "there is nothing you can do about it so don't worry about it". The comments you guys left were hilarious and I'm thankful for the ideas you gave - even if it wasn't the most serious.
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MaeJae110814 18
If he calls you fat again, eat him as well.
CliffyB03 28
Did you at least order a diet coke?
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The_Big_Boss 20
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Your step dad is funny
nathan_garratt 5
I believe you spelled "a ******* ********" wrong.
Kae18 5
So apparently he is planning to out live you.. I'm not sure how those odds will go....
THEDUDE1553566 24
I hope you told him to **** off
olpally 33
**** off, you're not my real dad... Your response^^^
EsotericAura 25
Your mom is a real piece of work if she was okay with him saying something like that to anyone, let alone her own child.
nimerahm 6
Tell him that the most likely scenario is that you will lowering him into his grave long before said casket is invented and that sadly he wont be thereto see you hovering in it. LOL that would just be totally mean.
majesticprincess 19
Wow. Your mom must have an... Interesting... Taste in men.
ohSNAPyall 27
Side items?
worldclassrager 41
That's just beyond cruel
golden23 10
Next time tell him if he keeps it up with those comments he won't be outliving u and then just wink and smirk at him
ajluna23 9
Should have gotten a salad