Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Today, I found out, after having my third and last child, that I'm balding. I'm only 23 and quite frankly It's very much noticeable. How did I find out? My four-year-old daughter pointed it out to me, saying, "Mommy, why you shed like the dog?" FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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jess6blondie9 3
Awww. Bald is beautiful :)
jess6blondie9 3
Actually, I do think bald people are beautiful. You may not have the same opinion as me, but I wouldn't post something if I didn't mean it. I personally don't want to go bald, because I like my hair. But if I did, I'd embrace it.
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Comments (227)
dez63 9
at least they have bosley now
genuine 0
dam no offense but that horse shit was hella funny lmao
dreamingofnyc 0
i couldnt imagine myself without hair. FYL. good that they're so good at making wigs now though
Pfftpshtss 0
Wig. Problem solved.
whatup360 1
holy sh!t you guys wrote alot
fHISl 0
wig?
rujaku 1
I agree a have seen bald women before and I think many of them were very attractive. :)
MissAnthropy2009 0
Ask the doctor to check for a vitamin D deficiency. A lack of vitamin D causes baldness.
CrySacre 8
Lack of vitamin A also causes that.
SCrazy_fml 0
You know there are these things that you put on your head and it instantly looks like you have hair, we call them wigs
shrdlu 28
My mother had that problem in her 30s. Turned out it was screwy hormones. The dermatologist referred her to an endocrinologist, and I forget what the treatment was but ever since then she's had a normal amount of hair. You might want to see a dermatologist -- it may be treatable.