Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Today, I found out, after having my third and last child, that I'm balding. I'm only 23 and quite frankly It's very much noticeable. How did I find out? My four-year-old daughter pointed it out to me, saying, "Mommy, why you shed like the dog?" FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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jess6blondie9 3
Awww. Bald is beautiful :)
jess6blondie9 3
Actually, I do think bald people are beautiful. You may not have the same opinion as me, but I wouldn't post something if I didn't mean it. I personally don't want to go bald, because I like my hair. But if I did, I'd embrace it.
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Comments (227)
SchwizerMan 2
I am a 17 year old guy that has major male pattern baldness, im sure you will survive.
HomeAl0ne 20
On the bright side, you won't need to wax or shave. Or are just talking about your head?
HowDidIGetHere 0
You can always buy a wig...
fl0ffy 0
I also think bald people are as pretty as people with hair but if u don't like it u can always buy a wig
KickItHigh 32
Well you save on shampoo. Also, you could get pretty wigs or weaves... wait do you need hair for weaves? Lol
KickItHigh 32
153 is just saying that cuz ur blonde... what an arse. haha
BubbaDoose 0
get a wig medusa
walabz 0
No worries... I'm currently 21 and completely bald (have been since '07). And trust me, being bald is a blast. Also, wigs are bloody uncomfortable. Try looking up "alopecia". There are a few different kinds, you may have that. That's what I was told I have. Don't sweat it.
ntglazier0216 0
that's sexist
juggalo8 0
hah Jess Is the best