nenette
France
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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smackaroonial 20
Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.
JuliaaNoelle 26
Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore
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Ahmad69a 10
You could say, he scared the shit out of it.
ShenaniganNinja 20
I was gonna say this brings new meaning to the phrase "losing your shit" Yours also works. :)
worldclassrager 41
I thought this was going to be cute until the end...I hope your boyfriend cleans that up
Mrwhispels 9
sorry OP! I hope the stains come out and the scent goes away! Best of luck.
thes7274473 19
Usually they just claw you.
JadeWinter 16
I feel bad for the poor kitten :/
cutiepie600 8
that's one of the reasons I don't really like cats
fuckthatcooldude 6
Hahaha this is now my favourite FML, thank you
em_weimer 10
Sounds pretty "shitty" ;)
Parvati48 15
Aw poor cat, sorry to hear that OP. :(
YouDontNomie 9
Ahaha poor kitty