nenette
France
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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smackaroonial 20
Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.
JuliaaNoelle 26
Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore
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mct_1087 27
Is this a joke? The illustration has NOTHING to do with the FML! Why can't they put the illustration on the right FML?
reno_911 5
at the precise moment you realized the cat was spray ******** you should have grabbed him in mid air and pointed the business end of that scared kitty cannon at the perpetrator himself.
sem2183 13
I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. Lmao omg.
briang959 47
LOL!!!
Capriciousfox 27
Poor kitty:/
sjwimmer2013 13
All these puns are so shitty
fantasyworld 39
That sucks.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
The illustration for this one is funny. The cat at the end...lol.
davisjenny81 30
How did it taste?
LunarServant 10
.....I'm not sure whether or not to laugh or be horrified