nenette
France
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Top comments
smackaroonial 20
Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.
JuliaaNoelle 26
Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (88)
TopiaryOwl 18
I feel like this is one of those moments where you say, "Sorry, it's you or the cat…"
sweetbliss3 37
I don't get it?
ihaveasushicat 24
Omg I would have thrown up. I hope it didn't get in your mouth or eyes or something. Yuck.
smackaroonial 20
What an awful visual.
MeanBeagle 22
or lack there of
scottyboy417 19
I'm not ******** you, that is the grossest thing I've heard in a while. Sorry it happened
Garnetshaddow 30
I guess it's a 'fraidy cat?
Vitotaylor36 13
Go to your room and think about what you've done
anonymous100000 17
I agree fyl
IDontKnow10101 14
Well that's one way to scare him shitless. FYL
Narayan96 13
Oh man that sucks, what a troll boyfriend.
Spentpoet 26
The Internet seems tough to please today. So many thumbs down for people.
Paulvuck 15
So many shit/crap/shitty comments, so little upvotes.
kerstileann 26
because they're not funny, so why should they get upvoted?
keiNan_fml 35
don't let it go.... make him pay for this
MeanBeagle 22
wrong Fml. let it go puns were a few posts back