nenette
France
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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smackaroonial 20
Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.
JuliaaNoelle 26
Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore
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Comments (88)
FluffyPandas156 13
what a CATastrophe
tony1891 22
yes. yes it was.
MeanBeagle 22
i can tail you're running out of jokes
Retaheki 27
More like a CATASStrophy. -ba dum tss-
ShitHappen_fml 15
I guess boyfriends and cats are a bad combination.
es3508 16
It is the wrong night for puns!
cryssycakesx3 23
it's always the wrong night to make the same overused and underfunny shit puns, especially if you say the same thing as the 12 people before you and act like it's the funniest thing ever.
bearstyle22 11
ive never seen the comment board so negative before
Here4theshow 17
That would be him expressing his anal glands... Smelly stuff. #vetstudent
kerstileann 26
#thisisnttwitter
Ichiya 29
#noitsfml
Retaheki 27
#analglandsdontholdfeces #goodjobvetstudent #gobackforyourdiploma
woxliuke 12
He scared the shit out of it :D
CAEDI 9
If you ignore it, it will go away.
iAmPaul 49
"The runny *****" Sounds like something was lost in translation. :P
CaptainCookie 8
He better be the one to clean it up.
MandySkittles 18
Might want to take him to the vet, diarrhea may indicate worms.