Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
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natsaysheyyy 16
The Cookie Monster smiles down on you.
KissMyButtocks 6
Well which character?
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Comments (58)
LexieWins 0
Well that's deep.
quincykid23 6
That's when you stare back into her eyes and say... "I'm tickle me Elmo... " ;)
DKjazz 20
That's the best possible thing to say in this dismal situation. I applaud you, sir.
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
youre picture is one one of the best ive seen on here, 14
Kallian_fml 21
Well, if there are people out there who find My Little Pony sexy, I wouldn't be surprised if there are people who are attracted to Sesame Street characters.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
*Shudders* I just have to say, MLP fans generally -are not- sexually attracted to the characters, nor do they get off to the show. That's the minority, folks.
ebonyirony 29
yeah seriously I don't get off to it. there's some awkward flutter dash shippers out there though, that shame our brony name. on a side note, to the Fml, I tell my boyfriend he looks like a giraffe. he honestly doesn't but when he sticks his tongue out I think "giraffe!" which is odd because his tongue isn't purple. end of anecdote.
Kallian_fml 21
35- Generally not, that's true. But there are those strange people out there who would get a tattoo of Rainbow Dash on their pubic mound...
yessy729 0
Considering the fact that all the characters look fruity.... I'd sum it up & say she thinks you look gay..
AholeCop 11
Do you have a widow's peak and pointy teeth? Could be the Count.
zingline89 18
Or Paul Ryan
Acik91 26
I like your girlfriend. I tend to make awkward comments in romantic situations too and my boyfriend sometimes finds it cute, so I hope you have the same attitude.
perdix 31
Maybe she was mad that you finished her food and need a nose job, Mr. Snuffleupagus.
perdix 31
There were people on Sesame Street. I hope she didn't mean to say you look like Mr. Hooper.
Dcm210 19
She's just trying to be cute.
thetechdude22 0
Did you make that dinner because the cable was out?
thetechdude22 0
*edit I Just read another FML stating that boyfriend made a Romantic dinner and when the gf questioned it he said he made it because the cable was out