Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
Oh burn! Don't stress that just because he called you Julie that it really means he's cheating you with her. It could be that you or him said Julie so much that he just accidentally said it.
Nartman 0
Oh snap! Brutal!
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Comments (46)
necomni 0
Probably because you guys were talking about "Julie" so much, it just harmlessly slipped out.
kayykatastrophii 0
You don't need that.
blackzach 0
OH ****
HOLLAcaust 0
You should have started crying and said,"Oh George, I love you!" Or whatever his name isn't.
carlos_oac 0
Well, sometimes i change names even from my mother in some special situations like, i'm always fighting with a friend of mine called Felippe, and i'm used to say almost everyday "shut the **** up, Felippe", one day after fighting with my father, I said the same to him, and his name is Carlos.
cartering 0
If someone was falsely accusing me of cheating, I'd so do that for the lulz
SublatePandemic 0
Whoops. Lol. That bites. :(
rebelgirl167 0
That was an epic failure
MetalCraze 11
this guy is too dumb to live
xbabygirl02x 0
Dump his sorry ass. What a prick.