Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML
Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
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SpunkT 0
Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. ******* get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty.
collegegirl8 0
YDI, how in the world could you think that they were hitting on you?
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Comments (188)
CherishFlowers 0
Wow, you're conceited. You obviously think every man in the world desperately wants to get in your pants.
Envy_fml 0
#17. ... I hope you're not implying that birth control can prevent AIDS.
shiie 0
The real world - shooting stuck-up bitches down with pride since the Big Bang.™
gr8sexpectations 0
YDI. I hope you get AIDS now.
sunrises_fml 0
Agreed with #2. There's been countless FMLs because girls think they're getting hit on so they tell the person to "**** off" when it turns out they were just trying to be helpful... conceited bitches haha.
gr8sexpectations 0
YDI. I hope you get AIDS now.
wholeon 0
I have no idea how that wording sounded anything like they were hitting on you. WTF?
aligregs 0
I agree with #2. I have no idea how you thought that was a come-on. I've heard nasty things said to me while just walking to school! And no matter how vulgar the comment-I ignore it. Way to look like an ass.
gr8sexpectations 0
YDI. I hope you get AIDS now
MizzHollywood 0
You didn't look to see who they were or something? Don't just assume they're hitting on you and think that they are weird and say screw you look who they are. It could have been somebody you know and you just made a fool of yourself.