Today, as a learner driver, I embarked on my longest drive ever: back home, from Sydney to Melbourne, which is around a 700km drive. I managed to get the whole way without any problems. I crashed into my driveway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got home after driving solo for 4 full days across Australia. I left my house keys where I started. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three-hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last two minutes of the journey, I hit a van, and messed up the front of my car. FML
Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Lesson 2: Brakes.
Wizardo 34
Be glad it wasn't on the motorway and it wasn't serious...
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Comments (75)
JessStyles 12
I hope you took breaks after 2 hours because when you go to Vic roads to go for your P's they'll tell you off :( They didn't count it for my friend, she had to do more driving
misspennycakes 7
I hate being told off :(
sezzle17 11
Good try son, good try
cosmosis 12
Aaaaahhhh - Allianz insurance.. Those ads give me the *****.
SoultheWolf 19
This is why you take several breaks when doing a long drive so you don't get too tired. Also, as a learner driver, it helps if you have someone else with you that can take over if need be.
tim374 26
Not only is it recommended, it is required for learner drivers.
Faff 20
thank you OP, for using the metric system!
rockydify 22
Australians don't know what miles are!
waynenight 4
how does one crash into a driveway?
waynenight 4
Just realized we posted nearly the same comment... but yeah I would really like to know how you crash into something that is part of the ground
gamegeek42 6
Im still trying to figure out how far 700 Kil is in miles
RocketNinjaFish 12
According to google, it's roughly 435 miles.
patrickalamo 48
Most accidents happen within 5 miles of your home. That is why I moved.
misspennycakes 7
Hahaha
emmylovesyouu 6
I actually understand your pain so much!