Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
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Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
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siggy_mcsigx 22
I never knew how common pissing oneself due to fright or surprise is until this website.
Justy101 23
Well, at least they didn't scare the shit out of you.
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Comments (29)
Dave_Davington 34
If you're referring to someone as your "crush", you're probably young enough to piss yourself without being judged.
zman938 8
I highly doubt it, people in High school still refer to people as their crush sometimes. I'm sure that anyone in high school would be made fun of for posing themselves. In Kindergarten someone was made fun of for pissing themselves. But at that age actual "crushes" aren't even a thing. So tell me at what age someone wouldn't be made fun of for pissing themselves.
Lalala579121 28
What kind of posing are we talking, 15? Action figure poses or just random poses in the mirror? I personally do the thinking man and the Captain Morgan. And occasionally the Heisman when I'm feeling adventurous.
rnayyyyy 12
Most of the fmls I read are about how people's birthdays are forgotten. So despite the fact you pissed yourself it's nice knowing you actually have friends who care enough to surprise you
huotuotuo_fml 13
Are you a dog?
travisinthetrunk 10
I hope your crush is down with OP pee.
Phats 10
Genius!
lhazz11 23
Hey, it's my birthday today too!
vikky538 29
Happiness overflown!
confused_wandere 26
Oh my God, a surprise party would literally be my idea of hell, it really would.
Sandsh8rk 36
Diapers exist for a reason.
Imissbeehive 8
This FML made me hit right on the "your life sucks" button. It was like "Oh yea" *click*.
GhostFox 34
On the plus side, you don't have a cardiac condition you found out about because you had a heart attack from the surprise party?