Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, my friend, her husband, their baby and I went to a baseball game. The lady next to us asked if her and his kid was mine and her husband's kids. She's 5 years older than me and a different race. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
Today, myself and three friends went to a games night and we had to come up with a team name. Since I’m black and they’re all white, they insisted on “Interracial”. FML
Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML
Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
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LadyGore 12
Win.
HolaJessicaHola 0
Hey, I would've thought it was funny too.
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Comments (296)
CradleLeena 0
Im sorry even as a black person I would have laughed 2 lmaooo
clumsychik 1
What does your race have to do with it?
BornToFlyThenDie 0
Some people are posting that it's raciest...
madison8895 11
Haha that's pretty funny.
shizzathon 5
I don't consider myself politically correct in the slightest, but WOW, you're an idiot.
koolkat27 13
just because they laughed at a silly coincidene? damn some people really need to lighten up.
Midnightpearls 13
I don't get it lol
musicluvr2000 11
Not funny dude
causticgirl 6
Donner party of eight
BornToFlyThenDie 0
You should have said Rudolph...
RedPillSucks 33
You mean "Dahmer, party of ate"?
causticgirl 6
Donner party stranded in snow, had to resort to cannibalism to survive. Read the book or watch the movie Donner.
BornToFlyThenDie 0
After what you said about it? No thanks. It sounds like a pretty discussing movie, no offense. I have a weak stomach...
TColby 12
I would've laughed too
docscientist 10
How is that irony...
kautiepye 0
uhmm..racist much -__-
mitzi716 0
I would have laughed too!! Lol!