Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, my friend, her husband, their baby and I went to a baseball game. The lady next to us asked if her and his kid was mine and her husband's kids. She's 5 years older than me and a different race. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
Today, myself and three friends went to a games night and we had to come up with a team name. Since I’m black and they’re all white, they insisted on “Interracial”. FML
Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML
Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
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LadyGore 12
Win.
HolaJessicaHola 0
Hey, I would've thought it was funny too.
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Comments (296)
browneyed 7
thats the funniest fml i've seen all day! xD
ohboyfml22 0
Please tell me one of the five names were : Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon or Michael.
McNerdyNerd 8
I'm sorry, Miss Jackson! Oooh! But no seriously, it's a pretty common name =)
sydneyaval 9
They don't even sing that song...
babykillaseason 0
Finally someone refrenced the song "ms. Jackson" !!!!!
linkinpark98 24
The Jackson 5 didn't sing that song... But I see what you did there! :)
bettyc4 26
That's frikin funny! I woulda love to have seen that!
justfienne 12
Seems more like an MLIA to me. Jackson is such a common name
Calyx_fml 22
Im black and that is funny!
SystemofaBlink41 27
Yes it is quite funny being black
meruu_2005 1
That's when you sing abc
Peacefully_Crazy 2
I enjoyed this very much :p
BelicaBonssex 17
Being offended by that is so not cool... D:
loveydoodlex3 0
Lol......nice 1