Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, my friend, her husband, their baby and I went to a baseball game. The lady next to us asked if her and his kid was mine and her husband's kids. She's 5 years older than me and a different race. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML
Today, myself and three friends went to a games night and we had to come up with a team name. Since I’m black and they’re all white, they insisted on “Interracial”. FML
Today, I overheard the popular kids say that they were planning on going to the local fast food restaurant to take pictures of the obese people that go there. Not only do I work there, but my family and I were planning on having dinner there tonight. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML
Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
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LadyGore 12
Win.
HolaJessicaHola 0
Hey, I would've thought it was funny too.
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Comments (296)
SakuraFubuki92 12
I think anyone would have laughed. Don't feel bad.
roxybeachgirl7 3
Oh man I totally would have laughed too.
ressa_1428 0
Fail. XD but made my night.
Davick 0
haha my neighbors last name is Jackson there 5 all together and there white. you got the before I got the after.
EvilDave 13
FTheirL if they don't see the humor in it.
Nursewilly 0
"I think it would be ironic if......everything were made of iron!" -Michael J. Caboose
omegaguy 0
That's not funny u ******* racist ***** hope they told your manager you and were fired for this go up your self
lumoloxi 0
you racist ******d!!
lumoloxi 0
ooohh i get it now! hahaha
Cosmic_Horror 1
Ha ha there are five of them and they are black and they have a common last name.