Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
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Iamnotmyself 17
Look's like he scared you pissless.
KattAlex 4
I can't stop laughing at the picture that this put in my head.
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Comments (406)
silverheartxo 1
fyl. but I wouldn't blame u. insidious is a freakin scary movie. :(
borkchop1992 15
why did you run down the stairs after you saw that it was him scaring you
eatmewhileimhot1_fml 0
my bro plays water polo to.... it's really confusing... but the other guys are hot;)
grapisy 8
Not really confusing. just play once and mist if tthe rules should make sense
turkishjew 0
water polo has a lot to do with this fml
WinMan 7
how could you run with your pants around your ankles?
starcristen 3
Girl's don't just wear pants she could have had on a dress or skirt and pulled up. She also could have had her pants down so low that she stepped out of them while jumping up (could have been barefoot in what could have been her or her boyfriend's place).
EmoLover681 0
it doesnt HAVE to be a guy, & when guys pee they dont have to pull down their pants at all, they just have to pull down the zipper.
lbumbblebee 5
Damn, I don't blame ya. That movie is insanely terrifying.
WinMan 7
bitch please
Necromal 2
the ops name is toni. I'm wondering if it's a gay couple. anyone else?
Necromal 2
meh I rescind my comment. "sitting" I'll pay more attention next time
starcristen 3
Sorry, Toni with a "i" I assumed meant female. Also sitting down while peeing as a grown person, I also thought that was a female thing. My bad.
flyerfan101 9
I'm sorry but that's funny
youliketacos 0
You mean.. the same hall where the demon was chasing the boy? That hall?
Fou_fml 0
The mental image made my day.
datgamerchick 14
Really? C'mon, it wasn't THAT scary. And considering you are old enough to have a boyfriend, you should be old enough to have a little self-control and not run off like a scared little girl. Or maybe you're just a p*ssy. *shrug*
lmaoatall 6
the Blair witch project scared the shit out of me, so call me a pussy
stepherly 5
...Or you're just an asshole.
leemurcat 5
I can't watch scary movies. I get paranoid and I have nightmares. It's not childish to be afraid of scary movies because they can be so violent and disturbing sometimes. When Frankenstein came out, it scared the shit out of people. It's nothing compared to today's horror films. Most people aren't used to being exposed to violence. I think it's more weird for people to not be disturbed by them...
datgamerchick 14
I'm an asshole for saying the movie wasn't scary? Hm, that's new.
talensledge1 0
I had my first girlfriend when I was 7 >_>
bweezy11 0
I had my first boyfriend at 5 ^_^
tattooedcowboy 6
thanks for the laugh
ritsuka415 6
thanks for the visual lol.
ritsuka415 6
thanks for the visual lol.