Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
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Top comments
DestinyNiya 33
I'm on your team too! Hope your older daughter grows out of it and helps out the younger one too!
wantmeasandwich 26
Hopefully, your oldest daughter will not discover Fifty Shades of Grey now...
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Comments (90)
shellyluv 23
Why do you care?
DrHothead 15
I AGREE YOUR LIFE SUCKS AS HELL
_Lenah_ 20
I used to like Twilight too...until I discovered what real literature was.
HappyItalian 38
And now we have come full circle.
Noreason89 6
So
simsgirlgem 25
You poor man I tried to read twilight once I couldn't get five pages in before it gave my brain food poisoning
charlotteel 11
Show them harry potter, then they'll stop liking shitty twilight.
yeahyoutoo 7
I don't know if I laughed more because of OP's name or because of the actual FML
minagiv 11
Make them read/watch Interview with a Vampire. Louis and Lestat are the ultimate sexy vamps. (And I don't particularly find Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise to be particularly hot, but in that movie? Oh, yes.)
iwadasn 33
Make them? Why should he feel the need to force his interests on his kids? Let them like whatever they like. They don't have to be little clones of him. Besides, soon enough they'll move on to The Hunger Games or whatever new YA series pops up.
missmootoyou 4
At least they're reading, and while it's not the best book it could be wose. It may even inspire your children to write something.