Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
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DestinyNiya 33
I'm on your team too! Hope your older daughter grows out of it and helps out the younger one too!
wantmeasandwich 26
Hopefully, your oldest daughter will not discover Fifty Shades of Grey now...
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Comments (90)
kutemotoka 15
I don't like or have anything against Twilight, but you should accept your kids for what they like. They're just being themselves. Just saying...
pitapizzaparty 18
Stop breeding -.-
people_annoy_me 23
I don't see why you're hating! You should be proud of your children for reading! If they like twilight so much, then try to introduce them to a better book series, like Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, or Divergent!
deaths_bride 12
Is it bad that I've been more obsessed with Dragon Ball Z Kai than Twilight...?
poiuuuuy 4
haha well my sister has 35 twilight posters and 3 copies of each book and the graphic novel and all side book and 5 shirts and the list goes on and on... i have it worse :/ but all the best to you!
kiaora_fml 11
My 10yr old hates Twilight with a passion, she said its not normal for vampires to sparkle or be in the sunlight at most they are gay vampire fairies :P
iwadasn 33
Why does it bother you that your presumably preteen daughter is into preteen things? Of course you don't like it; you're a grown man. I don't like My Little Pony, but I wouldn't care if my daughter did because she's a kid and they're meant for kids. Let her go through her teenage phases. She'll outgrow them soon enough.
zombiekiller52 24
This is when you should have them start reading Harry Potter and flush the demon spawn that is Twilight.
Michael_Scratch 8
Sparkle?
redneckfrankie 13
best. twilight. team. name. EVER!!! I, unfortunately, live in Forks....home of twilight. so I feel your pain there! it just never ends...ever. there used to be 3 twilight stores and a bar/restaurant here. thankfully we're down to one store.