Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Top comments
that1guy1 13
I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...
Nolnah 14
That's one mean death stare...
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Comments (170)
onlychildFTW 34
From a creeper to creepy and then sad that she has died.
tsim_fml 0
I thought dead peoples eyes close
LiiaaBee 21
That's just for dramatic effect in movies.
EnEl_Infierno 15
No, how ever you die that's how die, eyes closed or open, or mouth open closed or whatever, and come on don't you ever watch tv, where some people die with their eyes open and the other person closes them out respect. And holy shit this one of the creepist fmls I've ever read.
EwaN_fml 0
Well actually when people die with their eyes closed the gas behind their eyelid can build up enough that their eyes will open after death.
FYLDeep 26
I guess people will do just about anything to justify creeping these days.
lena6310 0
I lol'd ha
kalejaxson 5
Did you let the cops know or did you just continue staring back?
iliketurdles 7
Yeah, pretty sure she finished the staring contest first. You know, good sportsmanship and all that good stuff.
A100893 30
She spent her last days perfecting her dead stares....I guess it worked.
CuteDumBlonde64 11
This has to be the creepiest FML I've have ever read:(
withgoldeneyes 5
gives a whole new meaning to the term "death stare"
beanshweemps 0
Lol!
mischiefkel 17
Your picture...
Freeze_fml 17
How did you realize?
FYLDeep 26
Her uncanny ability to win staring contests.
Freeze_fml 17
OP sees dead people, and vice versa.
diidiimi 10
Dead people see ops? Not quite sure it works that way, but ok. :-P
cBlackout 13
She died the way she lived - with her eyes focused on your bedroom window.
MandyMeow_fml 18
That is horrible.. I better go check on my creepy neighbor because he is starting to get really good at staring contests.