Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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Top comments
that1guy1 13
I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...
Nolnah 14
That's one mean death stare...
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Comments (170)
RaquelW 7
a perfect Fml to read while I'm home alone at three in the morning... where's my godamn night light
MarjoCupcake 11
Stalk till you drop champion
UnHuman 0
Wow this is disturbing on so many levels.
maphineRAWRS 10
Honestly you didn't think something was wrong sooner?
OfficeNinja 5
Remember the rules of zombieland. Do cardio, double tap, and (does not apply to your situation) wear seatbelts.
Phyre24 17
That sucks. For OP and the lady
docscientist 10
The strange thing is, she was staring toward you before she died.
perdix 31
I'm thinking the OP is a guy who did a strip tease in front of his window to "I'm Sexy and I Know It." When he got to the "Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle" part, it killed her. The question is: Was it from overwhelming lust or sheer comedy?
h3adsh0t 2
Oh man... creepy! How the hell did she manage to stare straight out the window while dead?!
winterwitch313 3
Dead people see me.