Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school to find that the bookbag that I'd left in my car was covered in some creepy, pink gooey stuff. Under the freezing conditions, my lotion had exploded all over my notes and bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML
Today, as the weather is getting cold, I got my cozy fall sweater out of the closet. I soon realized I had left a candy bar in the pocket sometime last year, and it had melted all over the inside. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to be properly hydrated. On the first day, I filled it, put it in my backpack, and went to work. Six hours later, I discovered the lid wasn't fully closed. My laptop survived, but every document in my bag smelled like cucumber. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML
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Top comments
TheLoneWolf87 4
I smell shenanigans. Most lotions are water based, so it wouldn't just explode, it would freeze inside the bottle. Perhaps the bottle cracks because the ice expands, but unless the lotion thawed, and leaked out the crack, it wouldn't just ooze out.
Ottoman81 0
put the lotion in the basket
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Comments (27)
bluboi917 0
that does bite but might i suggest that you keep your car cleaned a bit more regularly.
telfie 0
Things explode in extreme temperatures. I once left a Pepsi in my car during school and came back to find the inside of my car looking like I'd just shot Marvin. Learn your lesson!
newsgit 0
you're nice. Lotion is a good moisturizer. Some people have dry skin. Also, yes, it would explode. My lil' sis put a bottle of WATER in the freezer (filled to the top) and it exploded.
hallgod33 0
THAT MAKES NO SENSE! LIQUIDS CONTRACT IN THE COLD!!! YOUR FAKE FML LOSES DUE TO SIMPLE LOGIC!
criminalmind 10
liquid actually expands while frozen or cold. That's why when the ice caps melt were ****** harder than Paris Hilton.
mindofthewicked 0
I tried to fit an over-sized yogurt container in my backpack (no hands) and I'm still trying to pry my textbooks apart. They make random loud crunching noises during classes, or I get alarmed looks from my teachers if they hear the small tears I have to make to get them to separate. -_-
organicanna 6
Sorry, I hope you can clean it!
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Who calls lotion creepy?
likeabaus 0
YDI for leaving it in your car
pureportedpear 27
Should have said unicorn sperm instead of lotion
tuckit 28
Doesn't really sound that bad, easy to fix.