Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
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idk_rose 25
What a bag of shit.
Fritterzz 13
If that's the case I'm screwed...
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Comments (30)
Guillermo Merino 4
Yep. Took my girlfriend to all the doc appts. Took her to/from the hospital for the surgery. She lost all her weight only for to tell me a year later " I'm leaving you "
Ed Munson 14
Maybe he can find someone just like him...another asshat!
UberClassy 6
Have a feeling I'm going down the same road as you .. so sorry to hear :(
Thomas Maximus 9
To be completely honest, if you're making him work out and not doing it yourself, it might kinda be your fault... No offence or anything, but you can't improve someone else without trying to improve yourself also.
SadiyaRabia 8
You must know her incredibly well, because I didn't read anything in her post of her having troubles improving herself.
SadiyaRabia 8
Don't worry, hon, he'll regain the weight. That's what happens to first-time weight-loss individuals.
DanielleinDC 34
If there's any justice in the world, he'll gain it all back, lose the shallow girlfriend he got after dumping you, and you can tell him to get lost.
koleerik 8
A similar situation occurred to me just a bit ago. Asshats
jpd01 5
That sucks. Looks like his main motivation to lose the weight was to date.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, your husband is a dog. People like that piss me off. Good riddance.
amber0526 5
if thats the case, let him have his "fit" partner. hope he finds gonosyphillherpalaids, too