Today, after paying a job coach a load of money for his services, pretty much the only advice he gave me was "Send out more résumés." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML
Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
Today, being jobless and all, I tried calling my dad for a job after my many years of pride. He invited me to an interview to compete against 10 people, probably more qualified than I am. FML
Today, I sent my resumé to a former coworker to get some pointers, except that I sent it to his old work email account and now my boss knows I’m looking for a new job. FML
Today, I work in HR and last week we'd hired an apprentice for our repair shop. He was great. I spent $500 company dollars on his uniform. Later, he called me saying he had been offered a job paying $10 more an hour than what we were offering, as much as our experienced workers make. I either have to match it, or be out a helper. FML
Today, my boss told me, "You oversold your skills in your job interview." I have worked in this industry for 25 years. FML
Today, my father told me to "go get a job." He has been unemployed for three years. FML
Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML
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cocacola999 27
Alternatively: become a job coach. Seems like an easy job.
crimsonprodigy 15
So he's basically a guy that looks over resumes and gives obvious advice. Sounds like an easy career, sign me up.
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Comments (39)
Vegetarian27 24
What the hell is a job coach and why would you need one?
fantasyworld 39
A job coach is someone who helps you get a job. You fill out applications with them, go to interviews with them and they are supposed to have connections at least that was my impression. I just sit there filling out one or two applications.
sthrnbell 9
U got scammed. Sorry dude.
100ways2hate 2
Why does this remind me of that black dude from horrible bosses 1
fantasyworld 39
I just sit in the office of mine's for over an hour filling out one or two applications. It's been over a year but I'm getting no where. I thought she was going to have connections and help me get interviews but that's never happened. I don't want to go there anymore but my parents don't care.