Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
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Top comments
YUNOFML 16
That was his evil twin brother, obviously.
woainishamu 21
Take the espresso lane out of that relationship.
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Comments (138)
clevercake 21
Agreed, she should only be brought into the argument if she was unaware he was in a relationship, she could be as devastated as OP is when she finds out
perdix 31
He was just planning a big surprise party for you -- haven't you watched enough sitcoms to know that? Or maybe she was teaching him how to dance so he can impress you with his newly-learned skills. You'll be thrilled when he wows you with his horizontal mambo.
jelly713 19
That girl is an idiot if she believed him, OP. Your hopefully now ex boyfriend sounds like he doesn't deserve anyone. Don't even put up with him anymore because cheating has clearly been a problem for awhile. Find someone else.
deathtothepix 26
Apologise and tell him you confused him with an about-to-be ex boyfriend you used to give a shit about. Insult and break up all in one.
buddy51 23
OP- DId your BF get drunk last night and taser his nuts? Maybe that explains his odd behavior. If not, I suggest you apply your taser to his gonads liberally and then dump his quivering overly electrified butt. Kick him to the curb, you're better off without a cheater in your life!!
Jharrist89 12
Start selling his crap. When he starts asking just tell him you had no idea who's it was.
james9120 7
Ah, promises...
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Maybe he was cheating on her with you...
shitsville 13
Destroy his relationship with her and post this all over social networking websites. everyone will see how much of an arsehole he is, and taadaa! no one will want to even talk to him!
Al3xv3l92 24
Ex Boyfriend right?