Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
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Top comments
Mookie93 0
Oh my god! That happened to me too! Except I was having sex with my boyfriend and it called my mom! But luckily my phone makes a noise when you call someone and it's rather loud. My boyfriend heard it and hung up before she could answer.
anyav3 13
That's called being a gentleman and having class... Something you obviously don't know about.
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Comments (37)
rose39 0
Go girl!! You're in second place! (well as of now)
Gabe411036 0
Wow I hate cheaters. Really why would you have so many votes on such a bad picture? This isnt even a nutty face- Guillaume I wouldve just removed her from the contest.
drinkupgorgeous 0
That's really messed up. Haha wow.
fourzerofour 0
At least it wasn't her dad. And if that happened to me, my father would just tell me 'good job!' because he's a pervert like that.
joshtheking23 0
k first of all you can erase messages after there done which means this is fake and your gay for even saying this and also the fiirst comment is dumb cause what difference is that he knows there having sex
njgswl 2
if it took long enough the voicemail would end and hang up, thus ending his ability to elete genius
nirvan5a 1
fake
klovemachine 24
No
feed_the_ducks 0
Haha I agree with some of the others, at least it was your dad and not hers.
fmllaugher 0
this guys stories arent real hes spammed like 5 stories in the last 5 hours all having to happening at different times and he said it in the tense of today
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Are you an idiot? The site rules specify it has to say "today", but most of the things on the site happened at different times and far apart from each other. Obviously it's not all at once.
antonioohama 0
YDI for not having an iPhone.