Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, it's raining pretty hard and there are a bunch of puddles everywhere. I’m in a full rain suit and great boots, so instead of walking around the puddles, I decided to walk through the biggest one, only to drop down 4 feet, all because the city didn’t cover up a massive manhole. FML
Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML
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Top comments
Myo_fml 20
At least he's making the best of it. Maybe you should follow his example.
GothickNihilist 15
Elderly people seem to understand, that since they are old the might as well have fun. It may be a disturbing sight, but at least he is making the most of his life. I think you might need some brain bleach though.
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Comments (109)
Born2die 11
Much better than a crabby old neighbor :)
leadawg75 12
And now that image will plague your dreams! Very sorry OP!
kglo 7
He's freakin awesome!
SphinxJinx 0
YOLO?
voncrane 23
Pictures or it didn't happen.... On 2nd thought, I'd rather not have such images mar me for life. :)
vflores 8
At least he still has the energy to do that. Try joining him and you could make his day lol :P
mehlala 4
I don't think it's a puddle anymore if it's knee-deep O_O
skyeyez9 25
Splashing naked in a rain puddle was probably on his Bucket List.
outoftown 27
Second item: Being naked in just snorkel and flippers. He combined the two for bonus points. :)
hahatofunny 20
At least he's making the best of it, have some fun.
Diesel_baby 18
I think that is awesome! He is just enjoying his life! :)