Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "The lovely Meghan." I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
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whiteboy896 9
maybe you just read the "flirting" signs wrong?
Lauren324 18
He probably just thinks you're a good friend of his. You obviously took his over kindness for flirting. Or he's a jerk.
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Comments (65)
outoftown 27
On the bright side, you'll never again waste six months' flirting without checking the guy out.
EbonyJaydee 3
Shut up Meg
angeluv_2014 22
I hate when guys with girlfriends openly flirt. It sends mixed messages. But, some men and women are naturaly charming like that. If I were you, I'd just enjoy being flirted with and not think too much about it.
J_C_maldonado 9
Should've asked from the start if he was cuffed
ThisGuysSkills 5
Just take this as a chance to learn from your mistakes everyone has been there...:)
janah_fml 5
wow that's gotta suck
flashback_fml 14
Shut up meg.
wildlyuncreative 1
In half a year you didn't think to ask if he was single?
blueb_bernal 9
FDB
gloriaous 3
Did you not try to find out about this guy before? A girlfriend of 5 years is not an easy thing to hide....