Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "The lovely Meghan." I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
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whiteboy896 9
maybe you just read the "flirting" signs wrong?
Lauren324 18
He probably just thinks you're a good friend of his. You obviously took his over kindness for flirting. Or he's a jerk.
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Comments (65)
Voij 16
How did you not find out about his girlfriend in the whole 6 months that you've been around him?
Kiki242 19
Well at least he didn't try to date you both.
Vidrill 22
Shut up, Meg!
xxsakuraxx 29
I love family guy! X'D
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Meg... who let you back in the house?
eyesmile27 7
Your liking him directly correlated to how much you thought he liked you. Guess it was a miscalculation because, him + you = error.
kspear2 12
I guess it wasn't "flirting back and forth" huh?
Dynosaur_dollie 38
It still could have been back and forth, he may just have a flirtatious personality, or he could be a jerk and led her on. There are a few possibilities. I would definitely be wondering why he never mentioned said girlfriend in the whole six months though
GingerNinja7 17
You should have just went all norbit on his ass from the start "you have a girlfriend?" "No?" "Well you do now!"
joethebiden 8
Hint for next time: Half a year of flirting means it's a dead end.
DelphiCat 17
i'm gonna go ahead and YDI this, because how on earth did you go SIX MONTHS without realising he had a girlfriend...?
curlstar 6
So in six months you never once asked if he had a girlfriend? Not everyone flirts with intention, OP. It's called charisma! YDI
icepick23 12
Don't worry, he still wants to **** you.