Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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Top comments
anythingmustbe 18
You should use this as incentive to lose the weight you gained.
webbface 25
Way to be positive #1!!
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Comments (60)
Queensland 27
I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed.
Denizzje 5
YDI for eating too much.
eyepuppy 31
Put down the fork.
superman3212 8
ull eventually get rid of dat ring...
Evilpirate 10
It's a sign. :P
meecaf 7
HAhahahaha, you are a loser !
OnlyTheDarkest 17
It takes one to know one, Sir.
interesting33 37
Hope you are okay - you sound really down. Maybe try to think of it as a new opportunity to take a hobby like dancing and meeting someone there?
TheImaginarySong 16
Never cheat more than twice a week or that will happen. Trust me I know.
MissNicMcNic 4
On the diet or the marriage? This does kinda suck though. I hope OP finds happiness.
fantasyworld 39
Use this as an incentive.