Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
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Medieval_Unicorn 24
Cash-zoned
sagemarie209 12
you gotta keeper; } I love tax breaks.
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officiallykiki 6
what a jerk
snazzymcwho 21
Meh. If your combined income is considered "high" for your location, the tax breaks aren't that great. FYL
fantasyworld 39
Sweet tax breaks.