Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
Today, my boyfriend noticed dark lines that look like scars on my inner thighs. He confronted me about them, thinking I was cutting myself, and now wants me to see a therapist because he thinks I'm suicidal. They're stretch marks. He won't believe me. FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
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westcoastkp 13
I'm not sure why this offends you, tigers are bad ass.
sammygirl517 1
maybe tigers are his favorite animal..?(:
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Comments (171)
glasstrdrps 11
That's a good thing, why would you take that as an insult? Stretch marks are a beautiful thing. He was probably trying to compliment you since you were feeling down. This shouldn't be an fml.
wolverine47 10
Stretch marks are moreeee than good- THEY'RE GREAT!!!! ~Tony the Tiger
Bjuddstr 4
This is him making up for not noticing your last haircut.
kb021 18
That could either be really good or really bad, depending what his opinions is on tigers.
redtigerlily 5
That's pretty cool.
Phatman441 0
I always thought that it was a compliment, tigers are bad asses...
nela25 23
Tigers are awesome! Plus it reminds me of the frosted flakes commercial :p
EnterAUsername_fml 5
That's powerful Tiger Blood you have there.
lemonzest13 2
At least he said they look like something cool!
mpally 4
Tigers are awesome but that is funny u look like tiger that is just classic.
KiddNYC1O 22
Run, sentence, runnn! Haha.