Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
Today, my boyfriend noticed dark lines that look like scars on my inner thighs. He confronted me about them, thinking I was cutting myself, and now wants me to see a therapist because he thinks I'm suicidal. They're stretch marks. He won't believe me. FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
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westcoastkp 13
I'm not sure why this offends you, tigers are bad ass.
sammygirl517 1
maybe tigers are his favorite animal..?(:
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Comments (171)
the420estguy 0
I live stretch marks on a woman I think it's super sexy your boyfriend is lame
Greggums 2
I feel you op.. Stretch marks suck shit but pretty much every girl gets them in some place or another
TweakTastic 2
You're boyfriend jacked that from Katt Williams
luckylove869 7
Your only a real woman, once you've earned your stripes.
TriflingAllDay 6
I think you should use your stretch marks as a basis for starting your full body tiger tatoo. After this transformation is complete you will succeed in pleasing your boyfriend.
loridawnk 3
Your a tiger that's earned her stripes!
newsin 6
Maybe he was trying to make you smile, perk you up. Don't be too harsh on him!
AlbersKlein 0
At least he didnt say you are awoman disgusting cow . As a man I can see where he was coming from. I know when my girlfriend is having a bad day I try to joke around and make herto smile. Sometimes we just joke about the wrong things. Just be happy that you have a man that obviously does not mind.your stretch marks
AlbersKlein 0
Delete woman and to*
Steel_BZ 8
Like Katt Williams said: stretch marks mean you were either small & got big OR was big & got small.. Either way, they want you!!