babasheep
Canada
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
maisie
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
helpme
Brockton, United States
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Charles
United States
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Dontsitsitandyoudie
Reykjavík, Iceland
Fit as a fiddle
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Destructive
United States
Heavy
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
elvisfreak5446
United States
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Oblivious
United States
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Matei
Bucharest, Romania
Red tape
Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML
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Panicattackx5 0
I like how you make the work out part seem important. I highly doubt it broke cause you were too big
jncwmnd 0
maybe it broke because it couldn't stand how awesome you looked ^_^ darn things just don't hold up like they used to lol
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Faminn123 0
Chairs break. Doesn't mean it broke because you are overweight. Good job for dieting and working out!
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
well it may have been weight, muscle weighs more that fat, u may have gained muscle mass.
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
also someone may have rigged it to mess with you.
FML_DP 0
your fine muscle weighs more than fat :)
ouch99 0
Keep at it! It takes a while to see some real results, and if your plan isn't working, then change it! Your body gets used to a workout routine surprisingly quick, so mix it up and do some different exercises for a while. I started working out seriously about 10 months ago and I'm only down about 20 pounds, but my body fat is down by 10% :) Just stay dedicated and don't give up ever!
Dinglenuts 0
Your best isn't good enough, fatty.
Beachbaybe 0
It's not your fault. Blame it on the stupid guy who built a bad chair.
lovesbigpens 0
if you been dieting and working out and you aren't comfortable with your weight look into P90X
omgzdude 0
yeah... some diet!
nairda444 0
It must have been a weak chair, it's ok I'm a bit fat, but it's the chairs fault
turtlefreak28 0
well maybe it was on it's last leg from the time before u started ur diet. maybe.... :)