babasheep
Canada
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
maisie
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
helpme
Brockton, United States
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Charles
United States
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Dontsitsitandyoudie
Reykjavík, Iceland
Fit as a fiddle
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Destructive
United States
Heavy
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
elvisfreak5446
United States
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Oblivious
United States
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Matei
Bucharest, Romania
Red tape
Today, after 4 years of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new chairs for my subordinates. The logistics people came and concluded that there are more broken chairs than good ones, but suggested that perhaps we should all go on a diet. FML
Top comments
Panicattackx5 0
I like how you make the work out part seem important. I highly doubt it broke cause you were too big
jncwmnd 0
maybe it broke because it couldn't stand how awesome you looked ^_^ darn things just don't hold up like they used to lol
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Avenging_Angel 0
Maybe it was an old chair? Or it broke out of shock because you are so light (:
Ranoona 0
I dont think it broke because of your weight. keep going :)
aback 5
It knew it could die happy now that its work was through.
Asdas_fml 0
This has to be one of the worst FMLs ever.
metawarr556 3
Well, weight ≠ fat. So, I don't really see what the FML is here.
PlasticShark 0
did you not sit down for 3 whole months?
thefauxjew 0
Im with #4 on this.
QiScorpion 0
I'm with #4 on this. Chairs break all the time so you have nothing to worry about :) Besides, this isn't the worst that could happen. I have a really skinny friend who, on holiday to Italy, was perched on a glass table. The table shattered. So don't worry about it :)
Emrysa 1
Logic, heard of it? Chairs get old and fall apart, it doesn't mean you're fat. This should be fml, I have such a poor body image and reasoning skills, I assume if I sit on something and it falls apart it's automatically because of my weight, even if this has never happened before.
Colby_Colbert 0
good one miss struthers