Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I came out as a lesbian to my friends. They were supportive, save for my one friend, who accused me of copying her by also being a lesbian. FML
Today, my entire family thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm straight. I'm embarrassed and don't know how to tell them that I've been single for so long because I can't get a guy. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I learned that despite having told them two years ago, my parents still aren't accepting of me being gay. I found this out when my mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
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Top comments
iLazy 0
How'd you survive for so long in a closet?
smiley1014 23
Sounds like they just want you to be straight for them. Be yourself!
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Comments (79)
coolkid_matt 11
Mmmm. Lesbians = hot ;)
VorpikeII 17
what's a dike? do you mean dyke or dick?
Troll_Doll 0
Damn! You must be one hell of a performer if you can keep up a charade of being a lesbian for three years...you should pull a bunny, of the playboy variety, out of your hat and have sex with it as your next trick for them. Seeing is believing!
mintcar 10
This comment? No I can't see it.
mack_the_knife 3
My wife is BI and that's so F*in hot... Lesbians are just as hot, but just don't share that with us guys. What a shame =)
cptmorgan15 2
Noo. Hot lesbians are hot. Butch lesbians are not hot at all. I think there's more butch lesbians than hot ones.
Grimmerie 31
androgyny is hot. one of my exes was completely androgynous, and she was among the hottest girls i've ever been with.
annasakki 0
mayb no one cares
Djlj 1
I have a similar problem. People, in including boyfriends, think I am a lesbian. I'm not.
DjeePee 25
Actually, that's not a similar, that's the opposite problem.
VorpikeII 17
yes but it being the opposite makes it similar.
docscientist 10
It is similar in the way her sexual orientation is the opposite of what her friends think.
spekledworf 18
before going out with him, my boyfriend thought i was a lesbian because of my football and classic car obsession haha
CitrusGirl 0
So many lonely dudes fapping to this FML.
deaper 16
I'm fapping to YOUR user profile image on FML...
CitrusGirl 0
I'm wondering WHERE the "report creep" button is.
beachgurlll34 0
I soweeee
kasumii 1
Unfortubately people are stupid like that. And when you don't have a boyfriend they assume you're lesbian. Sorry OP.
kasumii 1
Unforunately.* Damn iPhone.
kasumii 1
Unfortunately. WTF.
VorpikeII 17
Lol, what happened there? so when does auto-correct fail-correct your spelling?
kasumii 1
I don't have auto-correct on, it's annoying.
Zombies_Attack 5
Ooh. *cringes* I came out to my friends by telling them I had a girlfriend. Maybe you should do the same, OP.
CitrusGirl 0
I do not see how the comment was arrogant.