Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML
Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, after 10 years in practice as a veterinarian, I began an internship in hopes of becoming a surgeon. The other intern/roommate never came, so we worked extra but don’t make enough to pay rent and buy groceries. We talked to HR about it and they give us a list of food banks. We work for a university. FML
Today, after six years, two raises, and a promotion, thanks to student loans I make less disposable income than I did when I first started this job. FML
Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML
Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML
Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML
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Top comments
BigFudge 2
gotta start somewhere.
memphius 4
welcome to the united states, the land of joblessness, poverty and debt...
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Comments (209)
NomOnShroomz 14
Lucky ass!
darkness4dummies 0
at least you are helping animals still and you have a job.......
WCARlover 35
this type of joke was funny MAYBE the first two times it was used, now not at all
Carebear423 0
someones gotta do it!
Livinia 11
Well, would you rather be inspecting human feces?
donno13 0
dude, with spelling like that, no wonder you couldn't get a job.
julianna5782 12
what exactly was spelled wrong...?
Sharnaaaaa 0
ooh yay. I've been mistaken for a child molester :) Btw I'm a girl. and I really don't see why a comment has to be imaginative.... I would naturally say "ouch" in rl. of course with a bit more sympathy and a hug. But I'm not gonna be e-hugging.
wriptidez 0
keep the faith hon and pray!!
wriptidez 0
keep the faith hon and pray!!
Sharnaaaaa 0
oh and #43 Being a creep is my way of life ;) I love doing weirdass things that make people feel uncomfortable, not my fault I have a long tongue, I'm quite happy for it.