Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every day, I realized that the only thing I've lost is $300 worth of gas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Today, I was proud of going to the gym 3 times a week (instead of once a week) to get in relative shape. I even started doing light cardio and (I thought) started to eat better. I've gained six pounds, despite watching what I eat and even increasing the resistance on the exercise bike that I use. FML
Today, I learned that as much as I try to save my money, it always just slips through my fingers. After rent, I got paid $280 yesterday, $85 went out on my gym membership, $95 went out on my internet, $125 went out on my Hello Fresh. I have to choose between half a tank of petrol or breakfast/lunch for the week. FML
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I paid $500 for a gym membership after moving into a brand new house, since 12 years of software development has taken its toll. When I told my instructor about my goal to lose 35lbs in two months, he simply said, "Yeah... That's not going to happen. Try another gym," and left promptly. FML
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ColdplaySucks 18
If your main goal is losing weight, try running or jogging in your neighborhood. At least you made an effort.
Welshite 40
Next time jog to the gym. It's a win-win situation.
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Comments (170)
prettykitty82 4
Diet has a large factor in it too.
KALtotalFML 2
Sounds very familiar to a picture I just saw on LOLpics. U sure u didn't steal this idea?
mazdamanpr5 3
You do realize that muscle weighs more than fat, right!
Batmark 10
maybe more time on the treadmill and less in the locker room...
wtvr 2
Well since it's not gas but liquid you lost at least 300 kg
echo_of_shadows 14
Well, then, try walking or biking to the gym. It's pointless driving to exercise.
dragonrider1959 18
Muscle weighs more than fat
thebiteof87 27
How's your diet?
SeveralLake 18
You may not have lost weight, but muscle weighs a lot more than fat, so you may have lost fat but gained muscle.