Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I was showing my new boyfriend around my apartment. Everything was going great until my cat decided to make his grand entrance by vomiting directly on the rug in front of him. My boyfriend paused, then said, “Well, at least he’s honest about his feelings.” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
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beastin34 0
early wedding gift
forthepainx3 0
aw, how romantic
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taylershea 0
that's a sign of affection, he was probably congratulating and showing is love to you. contests!?
livinphobias666 0
it's an engagment present
joa76 3
2 years=finally? You realize two years isn't very long, right? Unless you meant two years of living together, maybe, which it doesn't sound like you did. I'm trying to come up with explanations that don't make you sound like one of those crazy people that start planning the wedding on the second date...
paint_me_pretty 5
why is it always a cat? don't people own dogs?
elpickle 0
you will laugh about it someday. ?
ulicksam 0
YDI for letting your cat run loose. Keep your damn pets in your house.
chosha_fml 27
Aw, your first engagement present. :)
motero 0
the bf told the cat and the cat brought an early present
underpaid011 0
kitty brought you an engagement gift! it had to find the perfect gift, which is hard for a cat because they have no money and are not allowed in stores. so it had to settle for a bird. but not just any bird - the perfect bird! then kitty had to dash home with the gift to present it to the happy couple. exhausted from the ordeal, the poor cat got sick. and all you can do is complain?
sematariux 7
lmao fyl