Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Timing is everything
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Welcome!
Today, I was showing my new boyfriend around my apartment. Everything was going great until my cat decided to make his grand entrance by vomiting directly on the rug in front of him. My boyfriend paused, then said, “Well, at least he’s honest about his feelings.” FML
The proposal
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Jackson Galaxy wanabee
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
YES!
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML
Time doesn't always heal
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
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beastin34 0
early wedding gift
forthepainx3 0
aw, how romantic
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makenaaa 0
YUM
gabrielleangeliq 0
Finally proposed after only two years? Jesus Christ, OP; two years is when you should START thinking about engagement. Take your cat's reaction as a sign from the heavens.
Pantaloons 0
you are forgiven
soldier4life_88 0
THANKS!!! ;-))
locaaaa 4
you're an idiot if you think that's too soon or that the cats reaction is a sign from the heavens! cats leave dead animals for their owners as gifts. so in the cats eyes, leaving the dead bird is a GOOD thing!
L0V34L1F3 9
She should be glad he proposed earlier than other guys I've read about on here rather than say "finally".
soldier4life_88 0
I'm sorry that's sorta funny!!!
Smokering 0
Bosh. Plenty of marriages work out after a dating period of far less than two years, and plenty crash and burn after much longer dating periods. There's no magic time limit either way - it's about knowing you're compatible, preferably weathering a few of life's storms together, discussing your life goals and plans, getting to know each other, and so on; and some couples can do that much more quickly than others. Sniping about a two-year-long relationship is just ridiculous. I can see skepticism if it were six weeks (although heck, there are plenty of marriages that work out just fine from courtships that short too!), but really? You think they're rushing into it after two years? That's just bizarre. Congrats, OP!
gabrielleangeliq 0
If you read mu comment carefully,it wasn't the two years thing that caught my attention. It was that she said he FINALLY proposed. I said that two years is when you SHOULD start thinking of marriage. I think the marriage is doomed since the OP believes he should have proposed to her a long time ago because that makes her a moron. So I find it ridiculous that you wrote that long comment responding to something I didn't say.
Smokering 0
Read *my* comment carefully. You applied a blanket statement, that two years is the time couples "should" start thinking about engagement. Which is ridiculous. It's not even a widespread social rule: where did you come up with it? There are plenty of reasons why the OP might be impatient for her boyfriend to propose - maybe their relationship started off very quickly, they moved in together after 4 months, and the engagement has been expected by friends and family for the last year. In which case the OP might be sick of fielding questions about it. Or maybe the couple had discussed marriage many times without the guy ever actually getting around to a proper proposal. Or maybe the couple had been intending to get engaged for the past year, but wanted to pay off a student loan or finish a degree or save up for a ring first, and it took longer than expected. Need I go on? Calling her a "moron" just because she doesn't adhere to your arbitrary schedule of when relationships "should" progress to marriage... is just... well, sad.
xStiina 0
Your cat loves you too.
dezinspaaace 0
THE HORROR. D:
Michigan_Girl 0
Wow...what a stupid FML!
maszaros 9
I'm right there with you! This is not a FML.
FYLDeep 26
It's not that bad. You only lost like 20 minutes at the most dealing with that, and then you can get back to living happily ever after.
happy1489 5
my friend it's an engagement present
underguarded 20
So, your boyfriend proposed to you in your own home? How lame
joa76 3
Not everyone WANTS a public proposal...
underguarded 20
Didn't Say it HAD to be public. Ge could have been a hell of a lot more romantic then in the place they live in. Sorry, I'd rather my boyfriend propose to me romantically then sporadically.
habeybaby25 11
How Delicious